Saturday, 10 January 2009
Excuse my French
I love this phrase. the only problem is that i dont know any real French, both the language french and to what this phrase points to. i get tongue tied when it comes to swear words. There are times when you have to vent out that extra burst of anger or shout or display your boiling reactions inside. it has to come out once in a while. i tell myself its okay to say it. That that particular moment wont really decide that i have won an eternal trip to hell (that would be HELL). still etiquette and my strict rules have to be followed.
However, as i mentioned before, the need to speak some french is not more harmful than the bombs being thrown, lives being taken around the world. So i came up with alternatives for myself. Like what the duck, what the puck, what the yuck, what the fish(i picked this one from somewhere).....
lets play a game. pick the odd one out
ANNNNDDD (stretching it long enough, it comes out as a musical and) you have won a ticket to Honolulu. come on now dont make faces, its Hawaiiii!!! :p
Coming back, I chose to sacrifice a duck and a fish into this! i hardly ever remember 'yuck' so that's totally out. As for the 'puck', its the odd one out you so correctly answered. well i picked that from A Midsummer Night's Dream. remember? I have to be a bit classy you know.
Before I conclude let me warn you, if you by any chance come across me shouting my french just don't get bewildered :p Though i haven't really used my version of french in public! :D
posted by MJ